COLONY SIMULATION
0 ACTIONS WITHOUT AUTHORITY0 ACTIONS WITHOUT AUTHORITYTEACH ONE TASKALPHA

A COLONY OF SMALL AGENTS · EST. IN YOUR BROWSER

Monkey see.Monkey do.

You do the miserable thing once, on your own screen. A monkey watches over your shoulder, learns the shape of it, and carries it from then on.

TRACESTANDING BY

NOTHING IS SENT ANYWHERE. THIS IS THE COLONY THINKING OUT LOUD IN FRONT OF YOU.

YOUR TROOPDESCEND
EMPTY. YOU ARE STILL CARRYING EVERYTHING.
01UnderstoryWHERE THE SHOWING HAPPENS · −4.2m

There is no
prompt to write.

Describing work is harder than doing it. So don't describe it. Do it once, badly, at your normal speed — and let something watch. Every click, every hesitation, every place you checked twice. That hesitation is the instruction.

Drag the recording. Watch a habit become a procedure.

TIMES YOU
DO IT
0WORDS OF
PROMPT
TIMES IT
REPEATS
REC · YOUR SCREEN · ONE TAKE00:00
  1. open the billing portal · learned as: a place, not a URL
  2. find the row that costs money · you scanned, you did not search
  3. you hesitated 1.9s here · marked: ask before proceeding
  4. confirm, then screenshot the receipt · unasked, but you always do
  5. procedure closed · 5 steps · 1 judgment call reserved for you
02Forest floorTHE TROOP · ONE AVAILABLE · FIVE ON THE ROADMAP · −18.6m

Monkeys are not
assistants.

An assistant waits to be asked. A monkey has one job, a name, a temperament, and a grip. Tap a species to open its plate.

GRIP · read, label, draftNEVER · sends without your markTEMPERAMENT · ruthless, unbothered
GRIP · browse, read, citeNEVER · states a fact it cannot point atTEMPERAMENT · curious, slightly gullible
GRIP · fill, upload, submitNEVER · guesses silently — it flags every guessTEMPERAMENT · patient to the point of eerie
GRIP · watch, diff, wake youNEVER · cries wolf twice for the same diffTEMPERAMENT · motionless, then instant
GRIP · wait, escalate, quote policyNEVER · pretends to be youTEMPERAMENT · unhurriedly relentless
GRIP · assign, arbitrate, retireNEVER · recruits a monkey you have not metTEMPERAMENT · the only one that argues with you
SIMULATED COLONY · ILLUSTRATIVE
FORAGER · 8s · brought back 4 sources, dropped 1 as a blogCLERK · 41s · 38 fields filled, 1 guessed, flagged for humanSENTRY · 19d · no change. still watching. no report needed.HAGGLER · 51m · hold music. escalation 2 of 3.SIFTER · 3s · 412 read → 3 surfaced · 0 marked urgentALPHA · 1s · retired a monkey. its task stopped existing.CLERK · 12s · refused: portal asked for a passport. not its grip.
a Clerk run learned to file a form by watching oncea Clerk run paused at a consequential step · waiting for approval · 4ha run refused an action outside its leash · logged and stoppeda Sentry run watched one page for 19 days · no change · no alerta Forager run returned 4 sources · dropped 1 as uncitedevery consequential action on this page pauses for a humanruns shown here touch no real accounts
03The leashHOW MUCH ROPE · −31.0m

A monkey
needs a leash.

Not a cage — a length. You set how far it can get from you before it has to look back. Move the slider and read what you just agreed to.

TELL ME · WORKINGIt acts, then tells you what it did in one line. Anything irreversible still stops and asks.RESULT · 1 digest a day · reversible actions roll back · irreversible actions stop and ask · the default
NEVER · AT ANY LENGTH
moves money
deletes anything, ever
speaks as you without a visible mark
touches a system you did not hand it
keeps a memory you did not grant
trains on your work for anyone else

ONE KEY. REVOKES FUTURE AUTHORITY AT ONCE, REQUESTS CANCELLATION OF IN-FLIGHT WORK, AND SHOWS WHAT HAS ACTUALLY STOPPED. NO CONFIRMATION DIALOG — THAT IS THE POINT. PRESS ESC ESC ANYWHERE.

04RootsTHE HANDOVER · −60.0m

Your back
is not
a shelf.

Hand over one thing. If it is still doing it correctly in a week, hand over the next. That is the whole onboarding.

WHAT EXISTS TODAY · an interactive sandbox where you teach, leash, run, and inspect one simulated Clerk task. No real accounts are touched. Real-site execution is a local-first alpha.

NO CARD. NO DEMO CALL. WE EMAIL YOU A FOUNDING-ALPHA SEAT.
One monkeyone task, watched once, forever
FREE
Founding alphaa bounded seat in the local-first Clerk alpha
REQUEST
A troopmany monkeys, one alpha — when the first one is proven
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